The best one liners

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese - VERSUS - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Which one do you prefer or can you add a better one?
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Whatever life throws at you, grab the wine, wine VERSUS problem = problem solved
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most
The day is heavy
The night is long
Grab that wine
And sing a song